Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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