No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize