The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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