so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Randomize
