but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Randomize