Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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