he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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