what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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