I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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