Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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