Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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