he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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