Where did you get a picture of my penis
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I can't turn off my feet"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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