this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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