i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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