HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
