I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Shame - the story of my life.
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