are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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