first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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