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i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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