Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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