I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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