My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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