Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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