Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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