Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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