In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
organizing the empties. That sober.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
