ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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