i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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