just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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