Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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