I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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