I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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