i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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