I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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