What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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