My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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