Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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