So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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