We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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