I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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