But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Holy shit dude........stairs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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