Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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