Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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