She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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