i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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