would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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