office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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