he wants to bone in the snuggie
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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