Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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