Dual....:-)
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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