just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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