There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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