Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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