I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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