at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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