Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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